Total Medals Earned: 52 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 615 Points
Medals Earned: 10/30 (130/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (275/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 27/33 (160/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Read the story!
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/235 points)
Find the 1st flower
Find the 2nd flower
Find the 3rd flower
Find the 4th flower
Find the 5th flower
Find the 6th flower
Find the 7th flower
Find the last flower
Escape the lab
Find a way off the island
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
Get all Arcane Spells
Get your first Arcane Spell
Freeze 500 enemies
Look, up in the sky!
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Bag o' bones
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
in cold cash
in cold cash.
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Stun 500 enemies
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Slay a thousand
Finish the game
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.